No matter how badass it seemed in 7th grade, we hope that you are not still using a Power Rangers collectable lunch box to bring your tuna sandwich to the office. And what is almost equally offensive, are those generic coolers from big-box-mart that are far from cool and scream “I am have zero personality”.
Time to brown-bag your mid-day meal in our Doggie Bag. Your social status will quickly rise as you become the most popular kid in the lunchroom and your apple sauce and carrot sticks will stay blissfully chilled in style thanks to the reflective insulated interior and waxed canvas exterior. With a Damn Dog Doggie Bag on your desk, not only will you have a properly satisfied appetitive and project an obvious sense of individuality, but promotions will pass your way, work-flirts will become common place, and the copy machine will never be your downfall*.
Modeled after everyone’s favorite brown paper bag, but constructed with durable waxed Damn Dog Swamp Canvas and thick leather accents, this insulated lunch tote will become a family heirloom that will carry your grandchildren's leftovers in class.
- Body: Waxed Swamp Canvas
- Accents: Thick Leather
- Lining: Reflective lined foam insulation.
- Roll top closure snaps close with adjustable leather strap
- Rear facing leather handle
- Comes with job promotions, work-flirts and copy machine reliability*
- Makes leftovers look badass
- *These claims have not yet been tested by the FDA, CIA, or MMA.